In a Rut-gers.

"Roooooolllllll all over dey ass!" or as Joe Dirt would say, "Daaaang." That was a country style butt whippin that could take a while to get over. The Hogs and the fans are at the lowest of lows, but the show must go on. So, let's gather all the family and go to Grubs. Kids eat FREE every day! Get your Grub on and then push play:

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As a change of pace and until this team can show we're not the Conference USA team it appears Petrino recruited us to be, the Playstation write up will be a score only. When you see this week's results, you'll be glad. In 3 OT's Rutgers keeps the Hogs at rock bottom, 52-44. SMILE!!!! SMILE!!!! That's pretty easy to say when you're banking $850,000 as the host of the Bozo Show. We just got our head handed to us on a plate, the only coaching move you've made was to switch to a deep snapper that can't snap, and you walk in to tell the media to SMILE??? Cmon Maaaaan!!!

What Jeff Long failed to mention was our Interim Head Coach's name isn't John L(ose) Smith, it's Hugh Stan Nut. Quite a drastic change from BMFP, yet oh too familiar with the Hootie we grew to love and then hate. John L seemed like the piece that would hold the puzzle together for what would be a dream season at the time. Now, it's just a nightmare that fans wish would hurry and end. At this point, I don't know whether to get my piss hot or to just smile.......... Rutgers comes to town 3-0 and ready to have a big time victory on their resume and while it seems like it may be the wrong time for them to do that, as Tyler Wilson comes back, they couldn't have picked a better time at all. With two WR's that match up well with our undersized, non-ball-seeking secondary and a RB that is as shifty as Johnathan Williams (who are defense couldn't tackle all summer) this Rutgers team will give Paul Haynes and the rest of the Burls Kids fits. Tyler is back to lead the offense and Knile has been challenged to shoulder the load on the ground, so the Hogs should have some fireworks on the offensive side of the ball and be able to make this game look like Rutgers wants it to be....A high scoring Big East affair. The season rides on this game. Be there for the Hogs! They need us now more than ever! Hogs 37 Rutgers 40 Don't DVR this game! You'll end up missing Arkansas football and recording The Biggest Loser.