Friday, October 5, 2012

War Damn Tiger

All that Aggie kissing made me sick. This may be the worst Arkansas defense I've ever seen, but as John L said, "At least we traveled well." Traveled well!!!????? I guess that means nobody fell off the jetway.




The Hogs hit the road again this week to the plains of Auburn.  The Playstation has the Hogs as a 20-14 victor, but as we all know the Playstation isn't anywhere in tune with our motorcycle riding ability.  So, we'll load up on some Grubs pizza dip and head to the first edition of The Mailbag:

"Is Paul Petrino really this bad of a coordinator?" 
Answer, YES!  While our offensive line struggles, to say the least, Paul does nothing more than line up in shotgun and call crossing routes.  When's the last time you saw a screen pass or a bootleg?  Need more proof.....go look at Illinois' total offense AND scoring production for the past 2 seasons.  There's a reason this guy only works for his brother.

"Would Bobby make that much of a difference if he were still here?"
THIS is a great question.  I think he would production-wise on both sides of the ball, but I'm not sure the results would be that much different.  Afterall, the talent, or lack thereof defensively, that he recruited here would have him in a bind too.  I think we'd be 3-2 at this point. 

"Have you seen this picture of this classy Auburn gal?"

 
 
I haven't, but thanks for sharing.  All I can say is that I hope no one broke an ankle over this deal.
Keep emailing the questions, the season can only get better!! 
 
And now we must prepare to watch Kiehl "West Fork" Frazier go from goat to hero in Auburn.  In a game that saw only Arkansas natives score last year, this year figures to be much different as Frazier will be facing a defense that has given up North America in total passing yards.  With so many holes, it seems as if  Paul Haynes is sitting in the box eating Swiss cheese while he calls the plays.  The worst defense in the conference will have a chance to rebound a bit in facing the worst offense in the conference.
 
Wake up early and do everything in your power to turn the game on.  These Hogs are hard to watch this year, but if there's a chance to win a conference game it's against Auburn.  In what could be the ugliest game in college football it just feels like Auburn uses home field advantage to pull it out.
 
Arkansas 17
 
Auburn 20
 
Go Hogs!
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