Friday, November 8, 2013

Gosh Almighty

The Hogs come up on the short end of the stick again against Auburn, but at least Bielema gave Gus some of his own medicine with a swinging gate play.  The onside kick, we're still not so sure about.  The Hogs season seems to be all but over, but we must trudge on as fans.  Off to Grubs Uptown we go for the Total Package burger, some pizza dip and the Playstation.  Fire up that Fight Song!

The Playstation has begun to fizzle out on the season as well as nothing is getting close to real life.  On the Playstation Ole Miss is winless and the Hogs prevail 17-6.   Time for the mailbag.

Do you think Jeff Long deserved a bonus and raise?
Are you kidding me?  Of course he.....didn't.  Tell me one thing he's done that has impacted play on the field/court.  His move with Texass was a little "Nuttish" if you ask me.

Will the Hogs beat Mississippi State?
I can't even think about Mississippi State right now.  I'm to worried about how we'll beat Ole Mrs.  But to answer your question, probably not.  This team just isn't very good and to say the defense has gaping holes is like saying Bobby Petrino likes motorcycles.

So the Hogs load the bus for a road trip to the dreadful state of Mississippi for a chance to steal victory from the Rebel Black Bears.  Still licking their wounds from the losing streak, the Hogs must find a way to run the ball effectively enough to control the clock.  Wait, that didn't work last week did it?  As Bielema tries to implement his system at Arkansas, the main problem has become quite evident.  Arkansas lacks defense.  There's not a single player in the back 7 who could start for any other team in the conference.  But they have to suit up and they've got to play their best in order for Arkansas to have a chance.

Hugh Freeze has turned the Ole Mrs we've all loved to hate into somewhat of a contender in the SEC West.  But let's be real, they're still playing football for a school that redshirts Miss America's more than they do football players.  When the best thing you have going for your school is the new edition of Chevy's Tahoe, Polo's new pleated pants, Steve Maddens latest model of boat shoes, and a tailgate party more famous than Archie Manning, you've got problems.  So many problems that this little gem says it all:


Gotta love that school spirit in a bottle!!!!!  Vodka please!!!

It's an early kickoff folks.  If you're headed to Oxford I suggest just staying in Tunica or The Grove.  Going into a game at Ole Miss is just a bad idea, especially this year.  Get the cheese dip ready and most importantly GET YOUR SCHOOL SPIRIT GOING!

Arkansas 17

Ole Miss 38

Go Hogs!
Superfan